Sometimes I wish I was just a simple drunkard.
The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.
Nature is a language - can't you read?
He drove me home in the van, complaining, 'Women only like me for my mind'.
There is no such thing in life as normal.
You have to, at least from a distance, look as if you know what you're doing, and I can manage that.