Close your eyes, and think of someone you physically admire, and let me kiss you.

How can anybody say they know how I feel? The only one around here who is me, is ME.

I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.

I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.

If you must write prose or poems, the words you use should be your own. Don't plagiarize or take 'on loan'. There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows, who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall.

Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.

Racism is beyond common sense and has no place in our society.