How can anybody say they know how I feel? The only one around here who is me, is ME.

I'm not an anarchist, but I believe that people don't want the royal family - the so-called royal family.

The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.

I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.

Humans are not really very humane.

People like me prove that you can survive without romance, even though you end up a bit unbalanced and you tend to argue with your own reflection.

We hate it when our friends become successful.