Those Catholics, they really nab you when you're young.

I'm not an anarchist, but I believe that people don't want the royal family - the so-called royal family.

Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.

[Sigmund Freud] just made people feel so neurotic about their lives. I mean, if you dreamt about a lampshade, it meant you wanted to be whipped by the local vicar or something.

The Smiths are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite - ever.

Denmark is sadly a hellish place if you happen to be a pig, but the brioche and fruits that tower on the table before me have me hastily attaching a feedbag.

He [Elton John] is pushing his face in all the time and telling us about his private life. Nobody's interested. He should just go away.