Those Catholics, they really nab you when you're young.

I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.

Unfortunately, I am not homosexual... In technical fact, I am humasexual. I am attracted to humans. But, of course, not many.

I don't even know if I exist offstage.

It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true. It only hurts because it's true.

Oh yes, you can kick me And you can punch me And you can break my face But you won't change the way i feel 'cause i love you

If anyone has seen the horrific and unwatchable footage of the Chinese cat and dog trade - animals skinned alive - then they could not possibly argue in favour of China as a caring nation. There are no animal protection laws in China, and this results in the worst animal abuse and cruelty on the planet. It is indefensible.