There are some bad people on the rise; they're saving their own skins by ruining people's lives.

If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face.

I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

I lie a lot - it's really useful.

I was wasting my life, always thinking about myself.

Any criticism of Thatcher throws a dangerously absurd light on the entire machinery of British politics. Thatcher's name must be protected, not because of all the wrong that she had done, but because the people around her allowed her to do it.