I am stuck in the dream of an album that sells well not because of marketing, but because people like the songs.

Even I, as sick as I am, I would never be you. Even I, sick and depraved, a traveler to the grave, I would never be you.

Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

That's why I do this music business thing, it's communication with people without having the extreme inconvenience of actually phoning anybody up.

If you must write prose or poems, the words you use should be your own. Don't plagiarize or take 'on loan'. There's always someone, somewhere, with a big nose, who knows, who'll trip you up and laugh when you fall.

We Hate William and Kate

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine.