I am stuck in the dream of an album that sells well not because of marketing, but because people like the songs.

Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that any reason to eat your grandmother?

They are very tame to me. God bless Noel, I'm sure he'll always have a spot on 'Bob's Full House', but I search for something with more bite and rage.

Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

Even though I've been reasonably well known for quite a long time, I still can't get a record on daytime radio or on MTV.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Age gives you a great sense of proportion. You can be very hard on yourself when you're younger but now I just think 'well everybody's absolutely mad and I'm doing quite well'.