Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? I dunno.

The Royal family to me are not England, and they are not the flag.

This world, I am afraid, is designed for crashing bores.

Can you squeeze me into an empty page of your diary and psychologically save me?

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

I avoid people who I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia but also a habit.