Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

Yes I have had a tan, actually. I went to Los Angeles and got one there, but it didn't make it back to Britain. You're not allowed to come through customs with a tan.

Close your eyes, and think of someone you physically admire, and let me kiss you.

It may all end tomorrow, or it could go on forever (in which case I'm doomed).

Nothing is important, so people, realising that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the canal, jump into one of those supermarket trolleys, race around the supermarket and steal Mars bars and kiss kittens.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I can smell burning flesh... and I hope to God it's human.