It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true. It only hurts because it's true.

The solo years have been more meaningful to the audiences than the Smiths years, but the press in England only write about me in relation to the Smiths era.

I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.

How can anybody say they know how I feel? The only one around here who is me, is ME.

Humans are not really very humane.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

There is no such thing in life as normal.