Oh, I can't help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.
The Queen is the ultimate dictator.
I was wasting my life, always thinking about myself.
With people in the world such as 'Jamie Oliver' and [TV chef] Clarissa Dickson-Wright there isn't much hope for animals.
I lie a lot - it's really useful.
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.