Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.

Whenever I go past McDonalds I get very, very angry.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

Those Catholics, they really nab you when you're young.

I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.

I once bought a Manchester United hat, which I think was 12 shillings, and somebody ran up behind me and pulled it off and just ran ahead. I thought, 'It's a very cruel world, I'm not prepared for this'. And I decided to get my revenge on society.

I'm capable of looking on the bright side. I just don't do it very often.