Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.

It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.

Humans are not really very humane.

Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

I didn't really see the British punk movement, if that's what it was, as wildly original, because I had been listening so intently to all the New York music since 1973, really.

Yes I have had a tan, actually. I went to Los Angeles and got one there, but it didn't make it back to Britain. You're not allowed to come through customs with a tan.

The sorrow of the IRA Brighton bombing is that Thatcher escaped unscathed.