Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.

I think we were all initially swept along with the Obama win, but he's proven to be simply a set of teeth, and useless in every other regard.

The Internet has obviously wiped music off the human map - killed the record shop, and killed the patience of labels who consider debut sales of 300,000 to not be good enough.

And make no mistake, my friend, your pointless life will end; but before you go, can you look at the truth?

Life's full of tricky snakes and ladders.

I don't mind if you forget me. Having learned my lesson, I never left an impression on anyone.

In England, pop music seems now to be exclusively for children. If an artist is no good, why is it necessary to have that artist repeatedly rammed in our face?