I have an unswayable obsession with death. If there was a magical pill that one could take that would retire you from the world, I would take it.

This world, I am afraid, is designed for crashing bores.

You can't help but feel that the Chinese people are a subspecies.

And though I walk home alone, my faith in love is still devout.

It was probably nothing, but it felt like the world.

And if you have five seconds to spare, I'll tell you the story of my life".

The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.