Unfortunately, I am not homosexual... In technical fact, I am humasexual. I am attracted to humans. But, of course, not many.
Racism is beyond common sense and has no place in our society.
Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.
God, come down, if you're really there - Well, you're the one who claims to care!
Congratulations to Prince Charles for banning foie gras from all his functions.
I think I must be, absolutely, a total sex object. In every sense of the word.