When you're younger, you see the people who are in power and think they must have that position because of some degree of skill. And as you get older, you realize it's not true, that most people in those positions are absolutely inept. And this naturally makes you feel better about yourself.

Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

That was the problem with the 'celibate' word because they don't consider for a moment that you'd rather not be, but you just are. I was never a sexual person.

I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.

Sometimes I wish I was just a simple drunkard.

I hated the royal wedding.

It's so tedious that everyone must be defined.