The Internet has obviously wiped music off the human map - killed the record shop, and killed the patience of labels who consider debut sales of 300,000 to not be good enough.

The Royal family to me are not England, and they are not the flag.

That's why I do this music business thing, it's communication with people without having the extreme inconvenience of actually phoning anybody up.

I am attracted to humans. But, of course... not many.

It takes strength to be gentle and kind.

I'm dramatically underexposed. I demand more attention!

This world, I am afraid, is designed for crashing bores.