Jesus made me, so he should save me from pity, sympathy and idiots discussing me.

The word 'indie' is meaningless now. It's so over-used that people think it simply means green hair.

When you sleep I will creep Into your thoughts Like a bad debt That you can't pay Take the easy way and give in!

War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.

Yes I have had a tan, actually. I went to Los Angeles and got one there, but it didn't make it back to Britain. You're not allowed to come through customs with a tan.

You say: 'Oh, please forgive' You say: 'Oh, live and let live.' But sorry doesn't help us. Sorry will not save us. Sorry is just a word you find so easy to say (so you say it anyway). Sorry doesn't help us. Sorry won't protect us. Sorry won't undo all the good gone wrong.

You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you.