Jesus made me, so he should save me from pity, sympathy and idiots discussing me.

I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.

Because ENOUGH is TOO MUCH! And look around ...can you blame us?!

Diazapam (that's valium), temazepam, lithium, ECT, HRT - how long must I stay on this stuff? Don't give me anymore!

Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother.

It's always nice to receive a compliment.

Racism is beyond common sense and has no place in our society.