Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.

I think I must be, absolutely, a total sex object. In every sense of the word.

So the life I have made May seem wrong to you But, I've never been surer It's my life to ruin My own way.

I don't like myself very much as a person, but I'm proud of what I create.

I'm not very good at being dull.

I think we were all initially swept along with the Obama win, but he's proven to be simply a set of teeth, and useless in every other regard.

I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.