Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.

I don't mind if you forget me. Having learned my lesson, I never left an impression on anyone.

I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.

And if you ever need self-validation, Just meet me in the alley by the railway station

I lie a lot - it's really useful.

Even now - in the final hour of my life - I'm falling in love again.

All human activity is fruitless when pitted against the girls and boys singing on pop television, for they have found the answer as the rest of us search for the question. I will sing, too. If not, I will have to die.