I'm not very good at being dull.

What's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn't.

With people in the world such as 'Jamie Oliver' and [TV chef] Clarissa Dickson-Wright there isn't much hope for animals.

I find shoes difficult to be ethical about.

Well, I'm a Catholic by birth and you can never shed it.

People like me prove that you can survive without romance, even though you end up a bit unbalanced and you tend to argue with your own reflection.

Disappointment came to me, and booted me, and bruised and hurt me, but that's how people grow up.