I avoid people who I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia but also a habit.
And if you have five seconds to spare, I'll tell you the story of my life".
The fire in the belly is essential, otherwise you become Michael Buble - famous and meaningless.
Congratulations to Prince Charles for banning foie gras from all his functions.
If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face.
I'm just happy being dumpy. Dumpy, fat and middle-aged.