Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

America is not the world.

Bob Geldof is a nauseating character. Band Aid was the most self-righteous platform ever in the history of popular music.

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

I was never young. This idea of fun: cars, girls, saturday night, bottle of wine... to me, these things are morbid. I was always attracted to people with the same problems as me. It doesn't help when most of them are dead.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.