Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.
I see myself rather like an old discarded dishrag.
I don't perform. Seals perform.
I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong.
Doing nothing gives me great pleasure. And believe me, I succeed wonderfully in it.
Age gives you a great sense of proportion. You can be very hard on yourself when you're younger but now I just think 'well everybody's absolutely mad and I'm doing quite well'.