There's so much destruction all over the world - and all you can do is complain about ME!
Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.
I think I'm a realist. Which people who don't like me consider to be pessimism. It isn't pessimism at all. If I was a pessimist I wouldn't get up, I wouldn't shave, I wouldn't watch Batman at 7:30 a.m. Pessimists just don't do that sort of thing.
If you love animals, obviously it doesn't make sense to hurt them.
It's always nice to receive a compliment.
Sometimes I wish I was just a simple drunkard.