They are very tame to me. God bless Noel, I'm sure he'll always have a spot on 'Bob's Full House', but I search for something with more bite and rage.

The Smiths are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite - ever.

You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you.

I am unable to watch the Olympics due to the blustering jingoism that drenches the event. Has England ever been quite so foul with patriotism? The 'dazzling royals' have, quite naturally, hi-jacked the Olympics for their own empirical needs, and no oppositional voice is allowed in the free press.

Each year of life brings us nearer to our decline, but I will continue to seek a listener until I'm dead in a ditch.

What's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn't.

There's no blame placed at Kate Middleton, who was in the hospital for, as far as I can see, absolutely no reason . . . She feels no shame about the death of this woman. The arrogance of the British royals is staggering, absolutely staggering.