Sometimes I wish I was just a simple drunkard.

Age shouldn't affect you. It's just like the size of your shoes - they don't determine how you live your life! You're either marvellous or you're boring, regardless of your age.

It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.

Humans are not really very humane.

Nothing is important, so people, realising that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the canal, jump into one of those supermarket trolleys, race around the supermarket and steal Mars bars and kiss kittens.

All of us, ultimately, we're not that interesting, when it comes down to it.

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.