I have no love for myself as a human being, but I have immense pride in the music I make.

I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke.

Oh yes, you can kick me And you can punch me And you can break my face But you won't change the way i feel 'cause i love you

It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true. It only hurts because it's true.

Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

There are some bad people on the rise; they're saving their own skins by ruining people's lives.

There is no such thing in life as normal.