I can smell burning flesh... and I hope to God it's human.

Madonna reinforces everything absurd and offensive. Desperate womanhood. Madonna is closer to organized prostitution than anything else.

All of us, ultimately, we're not that interesting, when it comes down to it.

If anyone has seen the horrific and unwatchable footage of the Chinese cat and dog trade - animals skinned alive - then they could not possibly argue in favour of China as a caring nation. There are no animal protection laws in China, and this results in the worst animal abuse and cruelty on the planet. It is indefensible.

Sing your life; any fool can think of words that rhyme.

I don't even know if I exist offstage.

Each year of life brings us nearer to our decline, but I will continue to seek a listener until I'm dead in a ditch.