Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.

I have no love for myself as a human being, but I have immense pride in the music I make.

I lost myself to music at a very early age, and I remained there.

The Smiths was an incredibly personal thing to me. It was like launching your own diary to music.

I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.

It could be construed that the reason I wouldn't wish to live in England is the immigration explosion. And that's not true at all.