The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.

Well, I'm a Catholic by birth and you can never shed it.

Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty. But is that any reason to eat your grandmother?

You can't help but feel that the Chinese people are a subspecies.

The Royal family to me are not England, and they are not the flag.

I was wasting my time, praying for love. For a love that never comes, from someone who does not exist.

Nothing is important, so people, realising that, should get on with their lives, go mad, take their clothes off, jump in the canal, jump into one of those supermarket trolleys, race around the supermarket and steal Mars bars and kiss kittens.