The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.

Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother.

I once bought a Manchester United hat, which I think was 12 shillings, and somebody ran up behind me and pulled it off and just ran ahead. I thought, 'It's a very cruel world, I'm not prepared for this'. And I decided to get my revenge on society.

Unfortunately, I am not homosexual... In technical fact, I am humasexual. I am attracted to humans. But, of course, not many.

Those Catholics, they really nab you when you're young.

Don't talk to me about people who are 'nice' cause I have spent my whole life in ruins because of people who are 'nice'.

I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.