McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.

You want mercy? Take your ass to church!

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!