McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count 'em on a couple of fingers.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world