McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count 'em on a couple of fingers.

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.

I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!