I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.

Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.

Talking with Ken Shamrock was almost a one-way conversation. I knew Ken was a tough guy, one of the toughest in the world at one time and still tough as nails. I had heard he had a tough background, but there are two times in that interview when I teared up. I'm "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and I didn't cry, but I teared up. Ken saw me, and he almost started tearing up, too. I'd never experienced anything like that. To hear some of the things that he went through, my jaw was on the floor.

Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count 'em on a couple of fingers.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.