I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count 'em on a couple of fingers.

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.

Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn't last forever.

I enjoyed breaking down my matches, because wrestling fans really like to know what I'm actually thinking, and why certain things needed to happen at a certain time.