You want mercy? Take your ass to church!

Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count 'em on a couple of fingers.

That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.

I talk about things I'm passionate about. I talk about the wrestling business, because I love wrestling. I just love it. If I can just have good conversation with a guy who was a bada** wrestler, we're talking about something that's very near and dear to our heart.

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'