You want mercy? Take your ass to church!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.

I talk about things I'm passionate about. I talk about the wrestling business, because I love wrestling. I just love it. If I can just have good conversation with a guy who was a bada** wrestler, we're talking about something that's very near and dear to our heart.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.