I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!

Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.

Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn't last forever.