Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

Everyone out here in Los Angeles is trying to do whatever to break into films. It is a tough industry to get into, kind of like pro wrestling in a lot of respects when you think about it.

Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.