Everyone out here in Los Angeles is trying to do whatever to break into films. It is a tough industry to get into, kind of like pro wrestling in a lot of respects when you think about it.

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!

Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.