Save your money, pay your taxes, it doesn't last forever.

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

I talk about things I'm passionate about. I talk about the wrestling business, because I love wrestling. I just love it. If I can just have good conversation with a guy who was a bada** wrestler, we're talking about something that's very near and dear to our heart.

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!