Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!

I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.