You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?

You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

I can drive anything on wheels... I can drive anything, actually.

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!