You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

Vince Mcmahon may have bought this ring but if you get your *ss in it Stone Colds going to throw your *ss out of it

Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!