You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!

I enjoyed breaking down my matches, because wrestling fans really like to know what I'm actually thinking, and why certain things needed to happen at a certain time.

I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.