...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Sportsmanship... what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your *ss to church!

Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!