Interviewing somebody is a lot different than being handed a stick in a 20,000-seat arena and trying to sell tickets. You're very green when you start. I'm still learning things to this day. I'm decent at interviews now, but man, getting people to buy tickets is the easiest thing in the world for me.

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count 'em on a couple of fingers.

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.

You want mercy? Take your ass to church!