I can drive anything on wheels... I can drive anything, actually.

That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.

Why have you not broken from the pack? You're playing it safe. Safe aint gonna get you sh!t in this world

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.

I enjoyed breaking down my matches, because wrestling fans really like to know what I'm actually thinking, and why certain things needed to happen at a certain time.