You kill people you hate or you kill in rage or you kill to get even, but you don't kill someone you're indifferent to.

There is, apparently, some law of nature decreeing that all home construction must double in its projected cost and take four times longer than originally anticipated.

Give yourself time to get better.

There's a certain class of people who will do you in and then remain completely mystified by the depth of your pain.

If I'd been listening closely, I'd have caught the sound of the gods having a great big old tee-hee at my expense.

After my years in Hollywood, I got tired of apologizing for work that really wasn't mine to begin with.

The character of Rosie is based on a woman who used to live in the same apartment building I lived in many years ago. She's taken on a life of her own, of course.