I'd love a day devoid of responsibilities. I've often thought about going to a hotel just to have a day away from everything.

Sometimes I rant, in a comical way, about how the gods give with one hand and take with the other.

I asked Mr. Vann which O levels you need to write situation comedy for television. Mr. Vann said that you don't need qualifications at all, you just need to be a moron.

Adrian Mole's father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else get away?

I took my sight and mobility for granted.

I have decided to be a poet. My father said there isn't a suitable career structure for poets and no pensions and other boring things, but I am quite decided.

There's only one thing more boring than listening to other people's dreams, and that's listening to their problems.