Adrian Mole's father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else get away?

I'm spectacularly disorganised. I wrote my latest book in seven different notebooks scattered throughout my house.

I asked Mr. Vann which O levels you need to write situation comedy for television. Mr. Vann said that you don't need qualifications at all, you just need to be a moron.

I am the world's worst diabetic.

I don't know why women are so mad about flowers. Personally, they leave me cold. I prefer trees.

Yes - I am usually overweight. I have had to be interested in diet because of being diabetic for 30 years and having kidney failure.

I took my sight and mobility for granted.