Adrian Mole's father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else get away?

Adrian Mole's father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else get away?

My skin is dead good. I think it must be a combination of being in love and Lucozade.

She liked people. Me, I can take them or leave them, but mostly leave them.

Will you lie to me and promise to read them? Books need to be read. The pages need to be turned.

Barry Kent's father looks like a big ape and has got more hair on the back of his hands than my father has got on his entire head.

I think we take it for granted that if you are with your husband after 30 years, then he is the love of your life.