Love is the only thing that keeps me sane.

The monarchy is finished. It was finished a while ago, but they're still making the corpses dance.

I never imagined when I began writing in the early 1960s I'd become professional and my life would be transformed.

My skin is dead good. I think it must be a combination of being in love and Lucozade.

I think we take it for granted that if you are with your husband after 30 years, then he is the love of your life.

I am the world's worst diabetic.

I don't know why women are so mad about flowers. Personally, they leave me cold. I prefer trees.