I've always loved books. I'm passionate about them. I think books are sexy. They are smooth and solid and contain delightful surprises. They smell good. They fit into a handbag and can be carried around and opened at will. They don't change. They are what they are and nothing else. One day I want to own a lot of books and have them nbear to me in my house, so that I can stroll to my bookshelves and choose what I fancy. I want a harem. I shall keep my favourites by my bed.

I'm spectacularly disorganised. I wrote my latest book in seven different notebooks scattered throughout my house.

Yes, I hate it when people call me a 'national treasure'. It takes away your bite and makes you feel like a harmless old golden Labrador.

I never imagined when I began writing in the early 1960s I'd become professional and my life would be transformed.

I don't know why women are so mad about flowers. Personally, they leave me cold. I prefer trees.

Most social problems could be helped or prevented if people had more money and practical advice.

She liked people. Me, I can take them or leave them, but mostly leave them.