Now, this is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a depressed, lice-ridden, hemorrhoidal foreigner who likes to be tied up and might be pregnant, although-since she's just about cornered the market on condoms-I don't know how that could have happened. But I will not-you listen to me, Emma!-I absolutely will not have anybody thinkin' a woman of mine needs a vaginal moisturizer, do you hear me?
Susan Elizabeth PhillipsThis is America. Weโre entitled to our opinions.โ โWrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.
Susan Elizabeth PhillipsHe sounds like Jesus. Except rich and sexy.โ โWatch it, Meg. In this town joking about Jesus could get you shot. Youโve never seen so many of the faithful whoโre armed.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips