When you've been around a snake long enough, you learn how to crawl in the dirt.

If you were a sane woman, I would, of course, behave in a more rational fashion. Since you are a lunatic, however, this is the only way.

Ironic, isn't it, what religion does to people?" "I guess it's more ironic what people do to religion.

Now, now. Southern ladies don’t French-kiss and tell.

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.

No marshmallows. "I don't believe this! I'm going to write the president of General Mills! Don't they have any quality control?" "I'm sure it's just a fluke" "Doesn't make any difference whether it's a fluke or not. It shouldn't have happened. When a person buys a box of lucky charms he's got expectations

Librarians and romance writers accomplish one mission better than anyone, including English teachers: we create readers for life - and what could be more fulfilling than that?