Make-up? What happened? You look almost female." "Thanks. You look almost straight.

Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt.

When it's your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.

‎"There’s no such thing as mistakes – only a lack of foresight.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

I finally figured out that not every crisis can be managed. As much as we want to keep ourselves safe, we can't protect ourselves from everything. If we want to embrace life, we also have to embrace chaos.

You have a college degree? You can barely talk.