sometimes knowing when to give up is the real test of character... -annabelle granger

I love you, Daisy. I love you so much I hurt.

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie's function in his life. She was God's joke on him.

Be quiet, or I swear to God I'll take you right here

She's as plastic as you are. If you ever have kids, they'll come out of the birth canal with Fisher-Price stamped on their butts.

As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal?