Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at other stuff: Acting makes you better at stand-up, which makes you better at writing.

If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better.

Work harder than anyone else around you.

If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.

I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.

Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.

Yogi Bear was a real moment in my life. Post-Yogi Bear: don't drink as much. Pre-Yogi Bear: like to drink much.