Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at other stuff: Acting makes you better at stand-up, which makes you better at writing.

My name's Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn't understand that that was possible.

I'm having a difficult time killing my parents

If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.

There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy.

GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!!.... is how I climax.

Yogi Bear was a real moment in my life. Post-Yogi Bear: don't drink as much. Pre-Yogi Bear: like to drink much.