Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at other stuff: Acting makes you better at stand-up, which makes you better at writing.

They ask me what the biggest thing I have going on right now is, and I usually say, "I think this interview?" And then they don't get that it's a joke. So then I say, Yogi Bear 3D. That's my default.

I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs.

I'm having a difficult time killing my parents

If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.

I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.

My name's Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn't understand that that was possible.