I'm having a difficult time killing my parents
When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself.
I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.
Yogi Bear was a real moment in my life. Post-Yogi Bear: don't drink as much. Pre-Yogi Bear: like to drink much.
They ask me what the biggest thing I have going on right now is, and I usually say, "I think this interview?" And then they don't get that it's a joke. So then I say, Yogi Bear 3D. That's my default.
If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York.