My name's Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn't understand that that was possible.

GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!!.... is how I climax.

I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs.

Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care, I just do comedy.

Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at other stuff: Acting makes you better at stand-up, which makes you better at writing.

Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.

I feel a strong affinity to Ke$ha and Katy Perry and a lot of these women who are really pushing the girl power femme fatale thing. It's fun and it's unapologetic, and they tell women they can do whatever they want, and that's true, and that's a message that I want to carry, to tell girls they can do whatever they want.