My name's Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn't understand that that was possible.

GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!!.... is how I climax.

I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs.

I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.

Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.

If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better.

My name's Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn't understand that that was possible.