My name's Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn't understand that that was possible.

If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better.

I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs.

GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!!.... is how I climax.

If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.

Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at other stuff: Acting makes you better at stand-up, which makes you better at writing.

Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.