If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.

Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.

My name's Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn't understand that that was possible.

When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself.

I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs.

I feel a strong affinity to Ke$ha and Katy Perry and a lot of these women who are really pushing the girl power femme fatale thing. It's fun and it's unapologetic, and they tell women they can do whatever they want, and that's true, and that's a message that I want to carry, to tell girls they can do whatever they want.

There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy.