If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.

My name's Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn't understand that that was possible.

There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy.

Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care, I just do comedy.

Yogi Bear was a real moment in my life. Post-Yogi Bear: don't drink as much. Pre-Yogi Bear: like to drink much.

I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.

I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs.